1. bisexualamy:

    Companions + Tumblr (insp)

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  4. beyoncescock:

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       ʷʰʸ         school tomorrow   ʷʰʸ

             ʷʰʸ            ʷʰʸ

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  6.  I suppose in the end… they break my heart.

    (Source: rosetylered, via qroote)

     

  7. fake-mermaid:

    i feel sorry for the kids who didn’t grow up in the high school musical era like damn you really missed out

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  8. 220px:

    harry potter didn’t have to do p.e. so why do i

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  9. obesitycore:

    the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told 

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  10. chubbythecorgi:

    Who dares wake me from my slumber??

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  11. kingloptr:

    fruitappreciation:

    omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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  13. sleuthhammer:

    this isnt really a surprising change when you think about that presidency is an incredibly stressful job and not a single person has been in office without developing grey hair.

    but even beside the main point look Abraham Lincoln

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  14. sonofatoasterwaffle:

    deansdamnation:

    deancanhuntmedown:

    I fail to see how that is a problem

    If I do not reblog this, assume I am dead.

    (Source: midzilla, via yeehawbuckshaw)

     

  15. Best of Autocorrect

    damonssalvatoree:

    lordofthedawn:

    rocknrollercoaster:

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    I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.

    "Killing her seems a bit harsh"

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